I hate to disappoint the fat fetish blog that just followed me but despite what I say I am, in fact, very thin and also generally asexual, so like

heidimelone:

If asexuality, bisexuality, polysexuality, and pansexuality aren’t going to be recognized as real sexual identities, then let’s just call them superpowers instead.

"I have a superpower." "Oh really?" "Yeah, I find more than one gender attractive" "IMPOSS IBLE!" "Or IS IT????" *Sailor moon transformation sequence ensues* 

or “My power is that I DON’T experience sexual attraction!” *Batman theme plays*

jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

Whyyyyy do i feel like shiiiit

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

[wakes up] wow I’m fat

owenhqrper:

superwholocked-in-albion:

DEMISEXUALS AND ASEXUALS CAN FEEL AROUSAL

DEMISEXUALS AND ASEXUALS CAN FEEL AROUSAL

AROUSAL AND BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A SPECIFIC PERSON ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS AND DEMISEXUALS AND ASEXUALS ARE ALLOWED TO FEEL AROUSAL OUTSIDE OF BEING…

audible-smiles:

its so hilarious when straight men can’t think of an insult for lesbians that doesn’t boil down to “I don’t want to fuck you”

buddy have I got some news for you

Do my dogs just hear me wake up and be like “YES!!! TIME TO ANNOY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF HER”