victoriadonelda:

i don’t know what i am doing with my life or my hair

Nicki Minaj - Selfie queen

tastefullyoffensive:

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perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

chevalierdog:

are you there god? it’s me……………………………………..slime man

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING