Merde Sur Ses Seins: Archive

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I think my cat Ahab is a psychopath

He’ll get a sock or a slipper or something fuzzy of that sort, and carry it around, yowling the whole time, like he killed it and it’s his prize or something. Because socks and slippers are very, very dangerous things.

Sep 1st

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Sep 1st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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There is Something so Wrong about Listening to...

Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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That feeling when you think everyone hates you.

pretendthisiscreative: worshipcolfer: findthepaththatisyourown: arielinthegrotto: Gosh. Yeah. I feel that a lot.. Yeah…. Erry day. Yup. Except I don’t get emotional, I just get on Tumblr to make myself feel better like a derp.

Aug 31st

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I Love How I'm So Quiet at School,

someone would probably have a heart attack if they found my Tumblr or DeviantArt…

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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randomhumanrambling asked: I lerve you...I lerves you sooooooooo hard... *throws a duckling at you*

Aug 30th

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randomhumanrambling asked: *looks around to make sure she hasn't been spotted* ... *gets into optimum position*... *SNEAK ATTACK HUGGLES YOU ONTO THE GROUND* ... *runs off giggling*

Aug 30th

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So I won't be on today.

pretendthisiscreative: Tumblr: …..you’re on now……

Aug 30th

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Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.

insidemyrainboweyes: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. Wait….wait…you’re telling to the girl whose only porn consists of two guys getting at it? Pffft, Kay.

Aug 30th

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I want to watch Supernatural and Torchwood

And that means Miss Bonerflower will need to GET HER ASS TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW. Ffffff-

Aug 30th

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Dear Parents, I'm not obsessed with drugs or...

daily-tumbles: Never mind… You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing My poor parents, raising me….xD

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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My Dog Seems Utterly Convinced Squirrels are Evil.

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Why bothering with plot?

pretendthisiscreative: uniformshark: They end up in bed in all my comics anyways (Comic in one piece) Pretty much. This is how Kiana and I rape every fandom we’ve ever had right in the ass.

Aug 30th

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When you lose something you JUST had...

You’re looking for it like: Then it ends up being in your hand: I did this the other day…looking for my phone…while I was talking to my mom …on the phone…

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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When my teacher uses me in an example in class

daily-tumbles: Everyone goes like: And I’m just sitting there like: You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing This happens far too often for my liking.

Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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SO APPARENTLY MATT SMITH CAN PLAY THE...

Why do I find this random skill adorable and amazing. Oh yeah Because it’s Matt Smith doing it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm_0-zqp52I&NR=1

Aug 29th

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Overheard →

4evergaara: Roy Earle, the crooked cop of the decade is quite shocked to catch an eyeful of Stefan and Cole boning. Sweet baby Jesus. I was reading this on the bus like And everyone on the bus was all like “Whatcha readin~?” And I’m all like “Nothing.”

Aug 29th

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