July 2012
FANDOM CENSUS
headless-bird:
Reblog, only once, if you consider yourself a fan of Steam Powered Giraffe.
sunlightthroughtheflags:
bullfrog-piano:
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lordoftheinternet:
let’s take a minute to address the fact that we are currently involved in multiple military conflicts, there are violent drug cartels just south of our borders, the middle class is quickly disappearing due to rampant wealth inequality, and our political system is becoming increasingly susceptible to corporate greed and corruption, all in the midst of global economic...
June 2012
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So I just logged on to DeviantArt for the first...
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So yesterday I saw a man with his thong showing...
invisirape:
afrodemo:
AND YOU DIDN’T TAKE A PICTURE TO SHOW ME
WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE YOU WORTHLESS FUCK
>:U
I WAS IN A SHUTTLE CAR DAMN IT I AM NOT FUCKING SHADOW CAT
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“José, no,” I plead. I don’t want this. You are my friend, and I think I’m going...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 43.
christian pictured below:
(via 50shadesofsuck)
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So yesterday I saw a man with his thong showing...
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“Will I ever understand this man? Hmm- this creme brulee is delicious.”
– Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter 2.
nice transition.
(via 50shadesofsuck)
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“You feel so fine under this material, and I can see everything—even this.” He...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 206.
is this supposed to turn someone on? by pulling on their pubes? also, more gasping.
(via 50shadesofsuck)
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
deerpong:
What was the original purpose of this website
snakelet:
chameleons look so fuckin stoked about being chameleons like
haha yeah dude
yeah!! being a chameleon owns!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! IM THE BEST LIZARD!!!!!!!!!
haha yea B)
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
“i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily
withoutawitness:
i think the worst thing is
that i don’t actually “sigh” anymore, i just say “sigh”
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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
peeing after holding it in all day
orgasms
faking ill and getting sent back to bed
when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
getting a back massage
seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you...
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My mum told me she's going to buy 50 Shades of...
hard-y-addicted:
inceptingtonystark:
I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but she wasn’t convinced. I told her “Mum, the internet is literally laughing at you and your choices” and her response was:
“Maybe all those young girls on the internet just feel threatened because they’re not used to seeing or reading things...
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faburry:
e e e E E E E E V V V V V I I I I L L L L L L L L L
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I think the scariest feeling in the world, is...
