August 2012
commanderballsshepard:
shavingryansprivates:
it’s so weird when people’s voices don’t match their faces
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passthecocaine reblogged your post: popeyeschicken: do you ever rip off a piece of…
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I read that as “limb” and I thought no
What’re you talking about I always rip off pieces of my limbs
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popeyeschicken:
do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
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pkshitstorm:
not-quite-snow-white:
How scary would it be if there was a mod for Amnesia that uses your mic, and your mic would constantly be on, so if the monster is looking for you and you are hiding, you have to be quiet, otherwise the monster would hear you and come in your direction because it hears you.
It would be pretty close to impossible!
don’t give those fuckers at frictional any...
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american cheese scares me
christmasonthemoon:
Peter Jackson to Make 13 ‘The Hobbit’ Movies
“Help us,” pleaded Ian McKellan, one of the stars of what’s sure to be the decade’s biggest film franchise. “He won’t let us leave.”
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I’m just having feelings bc they played Home during the olympics and now it’s like number 3 top downloaded song on iTunes and this is so big for Phillip and afjdlksagh my baby
He is literally the only few minutes of American Idol I watched this year
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Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
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saint-kitten:
twitterversecrazies:
Cillian...
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styleswhore:
willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million
i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
July 2012
Watchprinceofthebutterkingdom:
thesingerisacrook:
I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I’ve just watched it eight times in the last 20 minutes.
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Everyone on tumblr is so pretty and I'm just here...
totally-relatable:
When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost in a sea of vague plot details and random dialogue.
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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An Animated Family
juniorcaptain:
I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.
This has led me to conclude that Phoebus
is the father of Miguel.
Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s
and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son
but...
The sixth GIF in your folder is your sexual face.
randomhumanrambling:
sanityscraps:
harpalyce:
saberswinterwonderland:
tavbro:
tavros-hot-tight-nook:
gamzeecest:
golgothasundead:
ghastlytrick:
littleangrydork:
sovereigncanine:
voodooleviathan:
Well okay, that went better than expected.
pfffft
…that doesn’t make me feel good at all.
…Why cant i stop laughing at this???
uh
oh
accurate
/chokes
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bladeburner01:
m4ge:
I was listening to this...
waverlys:
monica-geller:
i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because in one skating competition all of the other competitors fell over right before the finish line so the australian who was coming last ended up winning...
what happens when depression
starrisu:
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thedisneytruth:
people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies
i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens
so that bothers you
but the fact that rapunzel had 70 foot long glowing hair thanks to a sun flower that literally came from the sun is completely legitimate right
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I need to go to bed…but….fanfiction….
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I’m actually in a drawing mood holy HELL
vieridebitchtits:
vasyenka:
your male genderbend
deadlysupia:
deadlysupia is a gloomy guy, long silver hair, blue eyes, height: 166 cm.
Oh
Vasyenka is a homo guy, short white hair, green eyes, height: 187 cm.
vieridebitchtits is a childish guy, long white hair, gray eyes, height: 160 cm.
Sweet christ, when I first read that I though I was Salazar. Except he’s shorter.
AfroDemo...
yeffyaboyuice:
manwaifu:
>:|
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cosmicsan:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
fuckyeahnightmares:
someone wanted a reblog version
brief summary of doctor who: what
brief summary of supernatural: why
brief summary of sherlock: how
brief summary of the walking dead: where
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
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dorksofallsorts:
Starring Martin Freeman as the poor beleaguered bloke who got dragged into this crazy motherfucking adventure by someone WAY weirder than him and goddamn all he wants is some tea. - Every Movie Ever
