Casual reminder that Jack spent 1874 years buried beneath Cardiff.
Presuming that it takes him four minutes to be revived each time he dies of things which don’t require his entire body to re-grow itself (based on how long it took for him to revive after Suzie shot him), and that it takes six minutes for him to suffocate (brain death occurs roughly four minutes after loss of consciousness), he dies 52 595 times per year.
That means he died 98 563 030 times while buried underneath Cardiff.
People do NOT give this character enough credit. They look at him and they’re like “LOL he makes innuendos and fucks people” and think that’s the extent of his character. But he’s been through so much shit, and he has so much more depth than people give him credit for. He’s so fucking brave, and he’s one of my favorite characters of all time.
what they sometimes do when they’re off the clock.
a.k.a. Ianto rides Myfanwy to work or something
I’M VERY PROUD OF THAT ONE, OKAY
I SQUEALED AND I FLAILED SO HARD I HIT MYSELF IN THE MOUTH AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE
HOLY CRAP! These are AWESOME!
Stellar job! HFC. I am flailin here! EEEEEEEEEEE!
I love it!
New Crack!head canon
IANTO: Hey. It was—good, yeah?
IANTO: Don’t forget me.
JACK: Never could.
IANTO: A thousand years’ time…you won’t remember me.
JACK: Yes I will. I promise, I will.
Fuck. I should not have looked at this in public because now I keep thinking of that scene and it makes me sad. BRB going to go cry now
Ugh, Janto + Adam Lambert = Fucking Amazing Awesomeness
Excuse me while I sob for the rest of my life.
I can’t even watch this. I’m going to sob when I finally get to the end of that season, aren’t I? 9, this is supposed to be the part where you jump in, save Ianto and tell Jack “just this once, everybody lives!” ….please?
Excuse me while I reblog this every time I see it on my dash.
“NOT THE HAIR”
This is too adorable
IT’S SO ADORABLE
I DON’T EVEN
ONE OF THEM.
THE LAST THING I WATCHED WAS UGLY AMERICANS LAST NIGHT. HAAAA. RANDALL WILL CORRUPT ALL THE YOUNG MINDS.
Lee Stetson…. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I would learn all the wrong ways. XD
But it would be the best class EVER. XDDD
can i go back to high school to have a hot sex ed teacher who probably isn’t much older than me
or if anime doesn’t count then gabriel from supernatural i guess….
99% of the class would be confused about where the teacher is all semester and why’s that dog always in here and then there’d be that one kid who’s wondering if he’s going insane because guys, can’t you see our teacher is a man in a cheap dog suit…
Randall from Ugly Americans.
I think we’re in good hands.
I don’t even-
I think we’re in pretty good hands with Jack Harkness, guys.