Merde Sur Ses Seins

It’s

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

the thing with eating disordered people is that we keep a lot of shit inside but like literally because our bowel movements are fucked

OH LOOK WHAT I FOUND AGAIN AFTER I FINALLY FORGOT IT

Why is there a show called ‘When Animals Attack’? It should be called ‘When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals’.

“

—

Unknown

Running on treadmill, see Nightmare Before Christmas on TV and it’s on the Boogie Song

Sing along loudly and profusely even though you’re out of breath

Because …
This may be the last time, you hear the Boogie Song~!
OOOWHOAOOO

My memory isn’t what it used to be. It used to be…a unicorn.

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—	Hoss Delgado

Mario’s revenge

This is me and my secret transvestite lover Invisirape.

SMELLS LIKE FRESH VAGINA IN HERE.

This.